Outside the box: Meow-ter Space Soap. Official Soap of the Space Purrgram. Extra Purrestrial. Your pussy is out of this world. Your box or mine? I come in peace, take me to your litter. You deserve a treat after majestically chasing the red dot all day! You’re an in-purr-galactic (personal) space invader! Caution: Cats, knocking shit over for science. Cat Purr Scented. Recycle, or I’ll pee on your fresh towels.

Inside the box: Ground control to Major Tomcat. Landing on all fours. Just scratched the surface of the mewn. Mew opened the bottom of the box hooman! Design features cat head blips in a repeating heartbeat line style pattern.

stocking stuffer – cheeky gift for women – cat-themed – crazy cat lady – funny gift – rude gift – swearing gift – dirty mind – puns