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Blue Q Hey Pizza Dish Towel

Hey Pizza Dish Towel

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
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C$16.99
Blue Q Fuck I love Cheese Tea Towel

Fuck I love Cheese Tea Towel

This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s color..
C$19.99
Blue Q Feed You Fuckers Dish Towel

Feed You Fuckers Dish Towel

Each and every last one of ya. So GET READY. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached co..
C$16.99
Blue Q They Teach Kindness Dish Towel

They Teach Kindness Dish Towel

Swim little fish! Swim against the stream! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cott..
C$15.99
Blue Q Hangry Dish Towel

Hangry Dish Towel

Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, ..
C$19.99
Blue Q Better Than Coffee Dish Towel

Better Than Coffee Dish Towel

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually..
C$19.99
Funatic Super Mom, Super Tired Tea Towel

Super Mom, Super Tired Tea Towel

19" x 25"
100% Soft & Absorbent Cotton
Hang Loop on the Back..
C$24.99
Funatic Happy Wife Happy Life Tea Towel

Happy Wife Happy Life Tea Towel

19" x 25"
100% Soft & Absorbent Cotton
Hang Loop on the Back..
C$24.99
Funatic We Meet Again You Dirty Bastards Tea Towel

We Meet Again You Dirty Bastards Tea Towel

19" x 25"
100% Soft & Absorbent Cotton
Hang Loop on the Back..
C$24.99
Funatic Crushing This MomThing Tea Towel

Crushing This MomThing Tea Towel

19" x 25"
100% Soft & Absorbent Cotton
Hang Loop on the Back..
C$24.99
Blue Q I'm a Golf Guy  Tea Towel

I'm a Golf Guy Tea Towel

Tee up! All square! Banana ball! Fly the green! (those are just a few of the gol..
C$14.99
Blue Q I Want a Burrito Towel

I Want a Burrito Towel

When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra. Super-absorbent. 100%..
C$15.99
Blue Q Have you Tried Cheese Dish Towel

Have you Tried Cheese Dish Towel

Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unb..
C$15.99
Blue Q Eat That Banana Dish Towel

Eat That Banana Dish Towel

Listen, it's not you. It's the banana. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
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C$15.99
Blue Q Humans R My Side B*tch  Dish Towel

Humans R My Side B*tch Dish Towel

Here, to your right, is the first-ever use of the term "side bitch" on a dish to..
C$15.99
Blue Q Food Delivery Dish Towel

Food Delivery Dish Towel

It's as hot as my lo mein is cold. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h..
C$15.99
Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel

Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel

This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are No..
C$16.99
Blue Q Go Away Dish Towel

Go Away Dish Towel

Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they b..
C$15.99
Blue Q The Dog'll Get it Dish Towel

The Dog'll Get it Dish Towel

I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner br..
C$15.99
Blue Q Eat Shit Out Of Plants Dish Towel

Eat Shit Out Of Plants Dish Towel

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You k..
C$19.99
Blue Q Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Su..
C$19.99

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