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Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel

Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel

This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are No..
C$15.99
Blue Q Awesome F*cking Beard Dish Towel

Awesome F*cking Beard Dish Towel

The cool thing about this towel is that it feels like you've already met each an..
C$15.99
Blue Q Bullshit Blessings Dish Towel

Bullshit Blessings Dish Towel

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
C$15.99
Blue Q Holy Sh*t I love You Dish Towel

Holy Sh*t I love You Dish Towel

A pair of star-crossed lovers lock eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual s..
C$15.99
Blue Q F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza A..
C$15.99
Blue Q Eat That Banana Dish Towel

Eat That Banana Dish Towel

Listen, it's not you. It's the banana. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
..
C$15.99
Blue Q Humans R My Side B*tch  Dish Towel

Humans R My Side B*tch Dish Towel

Here, to your right, is the first-ever use of the term "side bitch" on a dish to..
C$15.99
Blue Q Food Delivery Dish Towel

Food Delivery Dish Towel

It's as hot as my lo mein is cold. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h..
C$15.99
Blue Q Scares Your Family Dish Towel

Scares Your Family Dish Towel

Look. The crocodile is just a metaphor. But if you want to go out there and wres..
C$15.99
Blue Q Bitches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

Bitches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use ov..
C$20.99
Blue Q Eat Shit Out Of Plants Dish Towel

Eat Shit Out Of Plants Dish Towel

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You k..
C$19.99
Blue Q Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Su..
C$19.99
Blue Q Doing Fucking Great Dish Towel

Doing Fucking Great Dish Towel

YOU'RE DOING GREAT: Now that we've got that settled…let's eat!

VERY BEST QU..
C$19.99
Blue Q Your Food Is Amazing Dish Towel

Your Food Is Amazing Dish Towel

I call 'em like I see 'em, ok? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x ..
C$15.99
Blue Q People I Love: Cats Dish Towel

People I Love: Cats Dish Towel

It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotto..
C$15.99
Blue Q Eat Up Bitches Dish Towel

Eat Up Bitches Dish Towel

Fancy schmancy, straight to the point, and also kinda perfect as an oversized cl..
C$19.99
Blue Q Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Su..
C$15.99
Blue Q Get the Hell Out Dish Towel

Get the Hell Out Dish Towel

Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent p..
C$15.99

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