We Will Wash You Soap by Unemployed Philosophers Guild: Elevate your shower singing to Grammy-worthy levels. This soap rocks harder than your bathroom playlist – because even your shower deserves a standing ovation! Read more.
Calling all champions! Introducing the Unemployed Philosophers Guild We Will Wash You Soap – because you deserve to be fresh when The Show Must Go On and stay fabulous even when traveling at the speed of light. Who will scrub you the right way? We will. We Will Wash You.
Infused with the harmonious blend of almond and cocoa butter, this soap isn't just a soap; it's a performance. Ordinary soap leaving your bathroom dull? Fear not! These smart little soaps are here to make your sink or tub as interesting as a rock ballad.
FOAM SWEET FOAM soaps aren't just nice; they're the perfect gift or a delightful addition to your guest bathroom. Ponder. Rinse. Repeat. Each 2 oz. (56 g) bar is a shower sensation that's not just tested on animals, but it's also proudly made in the USA.
Elevate your bath routine with a soap that sings louder than your shower playlist and leaves you feeling as fresh as a champion – because, in the bathroom, We Will Wash You!
