Our playful Wash Your Tits Bird Pun Soap Bar generously lathers on the double entendres! Packaged in a stylish prank gift box, this seemingly inappropriate gift is a funny present for girlfriends, chickadees, bird watchers, nature lovers, pun lovers, “fowl-mouthed” friends, or anyone who just really appreciates great tits.

Outside the box: Wash your tits. This fancy soap is not for the birds! So fresh, so preen. Nice tits! Birds shouldn’t have all the fun! Make your mornings nice and perky! Don’t forget about your love nest, and the rest. Sing in the shower, or splish-splash in your (bird) bath! Please recycle, don’t be a dirty bird! Sniff a dirty pun.

Inside the box: Talk birdy to me. You dirty bird! Are you looking at my tits? Didn’t mean to ruffle your feathers. Repeating bird design in blue toile de jouy style.