Outside the box: Do your sins stink to high heaven? Come clean with Jesus. I’ll be washing you. Removes 99% of sins on contact.*Totally not guaranteed. Save yourself from eternal damnation and ungodly odors! Rinse your sins right down the drain! Will not turn shower water into wine. Please recycle or I’ll tell my dad. Smells like Heaven.

Inside the box: Be not afraid… but seriously, if you don’t wash, you’re going to hell. Forgiven for sinnin’. Why are you opening this from the bottom? Yo, let me wash your feet! Blue sky design.