This ornament isn’t just deadpan—it’s dead fabulous. The “I Was Hoping For A Pyramid” tombstone from Horrornaments is a cheeky nod to those of us who dreamed big... and ended up six feet under with a slab instead of a shrine. It’s the perfect blend of morbid humor and gothic charm, ideal for anyone whose idea of holiday spirit includes a little graveyard giggle.

• Inscription: “I Was Hoping For A Pyramid” – because who doesn’t want to go out like a pharaoh?
• Vibe: Ancient aspirations meet modern sarcasm 
• Use: Hang it on your tree, mantle, or anywhere that could use a little tomb-tone
• measures around 3.5" tall