The Toilet Visitor Book by The Diabolical Gift People is the hilarious bathroom log you never knew you needed. Whether you're hosting a party, running a quirky B&B, or just want to document the epic tales of your toilet’s visitors, this book turns every flush into a funny memory. From doodles to deep thoughts, it’s the perfect way to immortalize bathroom breaks with style and sarcasm.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and suspiciously long bathroom visits.

• Format: Hardcover novelty book

• Pages: Approx. 112 pages of fill-in-the-blank fun, commentary prompts, and doodle space

• Size: Roughly 8.5" x 6"—perfect for tank-top display or toilet-side placement

• Content: Includes sections for name, date, time, duration, toilet rating, and “what went down”

• Style: Cheeky, irreverent, and designed for maximum giggles

• Use: Ideal for guest bathrooms, house parties, gag gifts, and prank-loving households