Sweet, sour, and hilariously inappropriate, the Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks Candy is the ultimate gag gift for anyone who deserves a mouthful of sass. Read more.
Whether you're throwing shade at a cheating ex, roasting a coworker, or just gifting your bestie something wildly unexpected, this 3oz bag delivers fruity flavor with a wicked sense of humor.
Each bag contains approximately 100 tiny sour candies shaped like—you guessed it—colorful little dicks. It’s bold, cheeky, and surprisingly tasty. Perfect for parties, pranks, or passive-aggressive snack attacks.
Weight: 3 oz (approx. 100 pieces per bag)
Flavor: Sour fruit mix
Shape: Miniature candy penises in assorted colors
Packaging: Resealable bag with bold, humorous branding
Sugar
Ingredients:
Corn syrup
Citric acid (for sourness)
Artificial flavors
Artificial colors (e.g., Red 40, Yellow 5, Blue 1)
Modified food starch
Carnauba wax (for shine)