Inside this hilariously labeled drawstring bag, you’ll find five plushy, pastel-colored mini dicks—perfect for tossing, cuddling, or passive-aggressively gifting to your favorite frenemy.

Whether you're spicing up a bachelorette party, pranking your roommate, or just need a stress-relief squeeze that doubles as a conversation killer, this plushy pouch delivers laughs with zero filter and maximum fluff.

• Contents:

  • 1 drawstring fabric bag labeled “Suck a Bag of Dicks”

  • 5 soft plush penis-shaped pillows inside

• Material:

  • Polyester plush fabric with polyfill stuffing

• Size:

  • Each plush approx. 5–6 inches tall

  • Bag approx. 10 inches tall

• Colors:

  • Assorted pastel shades (pink, blue, purple, etc.)

• Weight:

  • Light enough to throw at someone without causing injury

• Intended Use:

  • Gag gift, novelty decor, emotional support plush (for very specific emotions)