Standing tall at 11 inches, this eerie figure isn’t here to cure your cough—he’s here to collect your soul and maybe take notes for his next twisted experiment.

 Why the Plague Doctor Statue Is Sick (In Every Way)

• Design: Cloaked in flowing robes, beaked mask in place, and lantern in hand—he’s ready to light the way… straight to your nightmares

• Material: Solid resin, sculpted with grim precision and hand-painted for maximum dread

• Size: A commanding 11" tall—perfect for mantles, desktops, or your personal chamber of horrors

• Mood: Gothic, grim, and gloriously unsettling—ideal for Halloween displays or year-round morbidity

• Backstory: He claims his methods are “unconventional,” but let’s be honest—he’s just using you as his next petri dish. No amount of apples will keep this doctor away