This towel doesn’t just dry—it delivers drama. With its bold, cheeky message, it’s the perfect kitchen companion for anyone who’s overworked, underappreciated, and still somehow expected to clean up. Whether you're wiping counters or throwing shade, this towel is here to help you do it with flair.

• Size: 25" x 19" — generously sized for maximum sarcasm

• Material: 100% cotton — soft, absorbent, and durable

• Design: Screen-printed with fade-resistant ink that holds up to your emotional baggage

• Hanging Loop: Handy loop for easy display or dramatic flinging

• Care: Machine washable — because you’ve got enough to deal with

• Brand: Funatic — specialists in snarky, high-quality kitchen gear

Perfect for gifting to your most brutally honest friend or keeping for yourself as a daily dose of comic relief. It’s not just a towel—it’s a mood.