This towel doesn’t mince words. With a cheeky floral design and the unapologetic message “I’m not always a bitch… sometimes I’m a hungry one too,” it’s a hilarious addition to any kitchen that thrives on sarcasm and snacks. Whether you’re drying dishes or throwing shade, this towel is your trusty sidekick.

• Size: Approx. 27" x 27" — large enough to handle your sass and spills

• Material: Polyester or microfiber — soft, absorbent, and quick-drying

• Design: Sublimation-printed with vibrant floral graphics and bold text

• Style: Shabby chic meets snarky humor

• Care: Machine washable — because drama shouldn’t be high-maintenance

• Brand: SaltySirenDesign (Etsy) — known for edgy, handcrafted kitchen decor

This towel makes a perfect gift for your most brutally honest friend or a treat for yourself when you need a laugh between bites. It’s not just a kitchen accessory—it’s a personality statement.