The Happy Fcking Birthday FU Finger Candle Set* is here to flip the bird to boring birthday decor. With four glittery gold middle finger candles, this set says “I love you” in the most aggressively affectionate way possible.

Perfect for roasting your bestie, celebrating a milestone you didn’t ask for, or just reminding everyone that aging is a scam, these one-inch candles pack a punch of sass in every flicker. Light them up, make a wish, and tell adulthood to suck it.

• Includes: 4 golden glitter candles shaped like middle fingers

• Size: Each candle approx. 1 inch tall

• Material: Wax with attitude

• Packaging: Comes in a cheeky gift box, ready to offend

• Occasion: Birthdays, breakups, revenge parties, or any event where cake meets chaos