Sorry I Half-Assed Your Birthday Last Year Birthday Card

Admitting you dropped the ball last year is step one; making up for it with a hilarious donkey pun is step two. The "Sorry I Half-Assed Your Birthday Last Year" Birthday Card is the ultimate redemption card for late gift-givers, forgotten milestones, or anyone who gave 50% effort on the last trip around the sun and promises a 100% "whole-assed" effort this time around.

Featuring a delightfully witty donkey illustration accented by hand-stamped gold foil on luxurious linen cardstock, this card turns last year's lapse in judgment into this year's favorite birthday laugh. Left completely blank inside, it leaves plenty of room for your heartfelt apology, an over-the-top birthday message, or proof that you're making up for lost time.

Key Features

• Redemption Birthday Humor: Features a witty donkey pun promising full effort for this year's celebration.

• Hand-Stamped Gold Foil Details: Accented by hand with shimmering gold foil for a tactile, high-end finish.

• Eco-Friendly Construction: Digitally printed on carbon-neutral, chlorine-free, FSC-certified linen stock.

• Ready to Gift: Includes a 100% recycled kraft envelope and a protective cellophane sleeve.

Product Specifications

• Dimensions: A2 Size (4.25" x 5.5")

• Interior: Blank

• Details: Hand-stamped gold foil

• Paper Stock: FSC-Certified, Carbon-Neutral, Chlorine-Free Linen Stock

• Includes: Card, 100% Recycled Kraft Envelope, & Cellophane Sleeve

• Origin: Designed and printed in Canada

• Category: Greeting Cards / Funny Birthday Cards / Belated Birthday Cards