Penis Neck Pillow: Funny Anatomical Plush

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Take this member everywhere today. This wonderfully weird Penis Neck Pillow is absolutely the most supportive anatomical friend anyone could ever take on a long flight. Most travel accessories are painfully boring and totally generic. Consequently, this hilarious, adjustable plush turns a pocket pal into a remarkably comforting companion. Shoppers can easily stop conversations on any plane or train right now.

Flexible Comfort with the Penis Neck Pillow

This special stuffed animal is so much more than a funny gag gift. Furthermore, this Penis Neck Pillow extends to an impressive 18 inches long—this is definitely not the micropickle shoppers have been looking for! It features a convenient, uncut pocket to seamlessly store earbuds, cash, or credit cards. It perfectly rewards a favorite urologist, medical school student, or erect enthusiast for a job well done.

Ultimately, this flexible travel plush contains an internal adjustable rod, allowing it to do things a real one simply cannot. Handmade with eco-friendly, recycled plastic bottle stuffing, it serves as a feel-good gift inside and out. Ditch the boring travel pillows immediately. Grab this hilariously supportive plush today and seize the glans of opportunity! (Please note: Due to the internal rod, this item is strictly for ages 14 and up and is NOT a toy).

Anatomical Plush Specifications

• Design: Flexible, adjustable anatomical shape featuring a wonderfully convenient uncut storage pocket.

• Measurements: Extends to an impressive 18 inches long by 8 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall.

• Material: Handmade with eco-friendly, recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory.

• Vibe: Hilarious bachelorette gag gift or urology present (strictly for ages 14 and up—not a toy!).

The Ziya Blue Promise

Ready to make a urologist or best friend laugh? Ziya Blue packs and ships all orders from St. Catharines within 24 hours on weekdays. Plus, remember that all Ziya Blue orders over $100 qualify for absolutely FREE shipping! Want to grab it right now? Shoppers can also hunt down this impressively sized pal in person at the Niagara Pen Centre Mall location!