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Bring a dazzling touch of humor to everyday keys today. This wonderfully weird Penis Keychain is absolutely the boldest accessory anyone could ever own. Most medical gag gifts are painfully boring and totally generic. Consequently, this high-quality, sparkly enamel charm makes a hilarious, unforgettable gift for bachelorette parties or urology clinic professionals. Shoppers can easily show off their cheeky style with pride and sparkling flair right now.
This spunky accessory is so much more than a funny gag gift. Furthermore, this Penis Keychain beautifully shows off the amazing anatomy of the member, complete with a cross-section view of fascinating urological plumbing. It features the corpus cavernosa, corpus spongiosum, and magical sparkly tubing everyone will absolutely love. It perfectly rewards a favorite urology tech, nurse, or surgeon for a job well done.
Ultimately, this cute human body charm acts as a fantastic gender affirmation or FTM transition gift. It also provides a bit of hung humor for those navigating complex vascular and urological conditions. Ditch the boring clinic souvenirs immediately. This pert glitter enamel keychain easily acts as the perfect IVF clinic bathroom key mascot. Grab this delightfully cheeky charm today and celebrate the male anatomy with a sparkly, fun twist.
Design: Sparkly cross-section anatomical shape featuring fascinating urological plumbing and glitter underpants.
Measurements: 2.35 inches wide by 1.75 inches tall.
Material: Crafted with high-quality, hard enamel for a smooth, vibrant finish and durable metal.
Inclusions: Packed perfectly on a wonderfully weird, educational anatomy info card.
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Ready to make a urologist or best friend laugh? Ziya Blue packs and ships all orders from St. Catharines within 24 hours on weekdays. Plus, remember that all Ziya Blue orders over $100 qualify for absolutely FREE shipping! Want to grab it right now? Shoppers can also hunt down this sparkly pal in person at the Niagara Pen Centre Mall location!