Pappys Savvy Sayings Candle | Sarcastic Dad Gift

He is highly sarcastic, completely oblivious, and somehow always right even when he is completely wrong. This hilarious Pappys Savvy Sayings Candle is a brilliant tribute to the man, the myth, and the legendary one-liners defining your childhood. Housed in a nostalgic, recyclable mini paint can, this Pappys Savvy Sayings Candle is for the father who appreciates a good roast as much as a fresh-cut lawn.

Sarcastic Advice with a Pappys Savvy Sayings Candle

Infused with the nostalgic scent of organic one-liners, this funny gift features crisp notes of fresh dirt. This 16oz soy blend Pappys Savvy Sayings Candle brilliantly brings the great outdoors straight indoors. It features a handmade wooden wick for a natural crackle that sounds exactly like a tiny campfire or his knees when he finally stands up.

This sarcastic dad gift is much more than standard novelty decor. Furthermore, the back message of this Pappys Savvy Sayings Candle celebrates the eye rolls, the deep sighs, and the savvy advice we all eventually realize we desperately needed. Because the clever lid label doubles perfectly as a built-in gift tag, giving a fantastic present is easier than ever.

Once the seventy-hour burn time is completely up, he can easily use the retro container to store nails, loose change, or things he might need later. Hand-poured in small batches, a Pappys Savvy Sayings Candle provides a clean, even burn that never smells like a chemical factory. Add this hilarious, sarcastic tribute to a shopping cart today and finally give him something to eye-roll about.

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Ready to celebrate his legendary one-liners? Ziya Blue packs and ships all orders from St. Catharines within 24 hours on weekdays. Plus, all Ziya Blue orders over $100 qualify for absolutely FREE shipping! Shoppers can also hunt down this funny dad gift in person at the Niagara Pen Centre Mall location.