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Looking to add a little blasphemous charm and a pop of color to your wardrobe? Perfectly balancing delightfully cute energy with unapologetic dark humor, the Not Today Jesus Rainbow Baphomet Iron-On Patch is here to make a statement.
This vibrant, beautifully embroidered patch features a kawaii-style baby Baphomet chilling on a bed of fluffy white clouds, complete with a tiny pentagram on its forehead. Framed by a bright, arching rainbow and bold, multi-colored text spelling out "NOT TODAY JESUS", this design pops brilliantly against its deep black background. It is the ultimate accessory for anyone who loves mixing a pastel aesthetic with witchy, gothic undertones.
Whether you're building the ultimate alternative battle vest, customizing a vintage denim jacket, or adding some snark to your everyday canvas tote, this high-quality applique applies in minutes and instantly upgrades your look.
Witty & Irreverent: The ultimate sassy statement piece for anyone who prefers their dark humor with a side of cute, rainbow aesthetics.
Vibrant & Detailed: Densely embroidered with striking, high-contrast thread that ensures the rainbow colors and crisp lettering stand out on any fabric.
Easy Customization: Upcycle your favorite jackets, bags, or hoodies effortlessly with a secure, built-in iron-on backing.
Dimensions: 7.5 cm x 8.5 cm (A fantastic, eye-catching size for centerpieces or bold sleeve accents).
Style: High-quality fully embroidered rectangular patch with an iron-on adhesive backing.
Design: Kawaii Baphomet on clouds with a rainbow and "Not Today Jesus" text.
Application: Can be easily ironed on with medium heat and a pressing cloth, or sewn on for permanent, heavy-duty wear.