I Actually Gave a Shit Earlier Gum – Peppermint Novelty Chewing Gum

Timing is everything. I Actually Gave a Shit Earlier Gum is the ultimate response when your peak effort goes completely unappreciated. Featuring Blue Q’s iconic retro artwork and the classic punchline "I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it," this pack of 8 peppermint chewing gums is equal parts refreshing breath mint and hilarious boundary setting.

Keep a pack on your desk, pop a piece during back-to-back meetings, or hand it to anyone who expects enthusiasm past 2:00 PM.

• Flavor: Refreshing Peppermint

• Quantity: 8 pieces per box

• Ideal For: White elephant gifts, office humor, stocking stuffers, and daily sarcastic coping.