Happy Birthday From Your Bitches & Hoes Card

Send a birthday greeting from their favorite squad with the "Happy Birthday From Your Bitches & Hoes" Card. Featuring a clever double-take illustration of actual female dogs (bitches) and gardening hand tools (hoes), this card delivers the perfect balance of filthy wordplay and refined aesthetic charm.

Whether signed by the group chat, a ride-or-die inner circle, or best friends with a dry sense of humor, this card guarantees a laugh. Hand-stamped with rich gold foil on textured, eco-friendly linen cardstock, it elevates a classic hip-hop trope into a subtle, high-end work of art. Left completely blank inside, it offers ample space for the entire crew to sign their names and share personalized birthday wishes.

Key Features

• Witty Visual Pun: Features a clever illustration of dogs and garden hoes for a hilarious double-entendre squad greeting.

• Hand-Stamped Gold Foil Details: Accented by hand with shimmering gold foil for a tactile, high-end finish.

• Eco-Friendly Construction: Digitally printed on carbon-neutral, chlorine-free, FSC-certified linen stock.

• Ready to Gift: Includes a 100% recycled kraft envelope and a protective cellophane sleeve.

Product Specifications

• Dimensions: A2 Size (4.25" x 5.5")

• Interior: Blank

• Details: Hand-stamped gold foil

• Paper Stock: FSC-Certified, Carbon-Neutral, Chlorine-Free Linen Stock

• Includes: Card, 100% Recycled Kraft Envelope, & Cellophane Sleeve

• Origin: Designed and printed in Canada

• Category: Greeting Cards / Funny Birthday Cards / Adult & Pun Humor