Happy 50-ish Birthday Card

Hitting half a century is a massive milestone—or at least, being somewhere in the general vicinity of 50 is! The Happy 50-ish Birthday Card is the ultimate celebration of milestone age denial, featuring vibrant green tally-mark artwork that implies we’ve completely lost count (or simply stopped keeping track after 49).

Whether they’re officially turning 50, gracefully entering their fifties, or claiming 49 for the second year in a row, this card delivers the perfect blend of playful age roasting and tactile craft elegance. Hand-letterpressed with precision on luxuriously heavy cream-colored cardstock, it turns a major milestone birthday into a hilarious, unforgettable moment. Left completely blank inside, it leaves plenty of room for your own custom birthday message, half-century roast, or reminder that 50 is just the new 30-ish with better tax bracket perks.

Key Features

• Witty Milestone Denial Humor: A funny, relatable green tally-mark design celebrating 50 (or 50-ish) milestone birthdays.

• Hand-Letterpressed Craftsmanship: Printed by hand in studio for a deep, tactile, high-end debossed finish.

• Premium Heavyweight Stock: Crafted on luxuriously heavy, acid-free, chlorine-free, FSC-certified cream paper.

• Sleek Presentation: Complete with a sexy black envelope and a protective cellophane sleeve.

Product Specifications

• Dimensions: A2 Size (4.25" x 5.5")

• Interior: Blank

• Print Method: Letterpress printed by hand

• Paper Stock: Acid-Free / Chlorine-Free / FSC-Certified Heavy Cream Stock

• Includes: Card, Black Envelope, & Cellophane Sleeve

• Origin: Designed and printed in Canada

• Category: Greeting Cards / Funny Birthday Cards / Milestone Birthday Cards