Grow Hairy Tit

Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter—It's Just a Bird!

Let's be honest, we all know exactly why you're giggling. The Grow Hairy Tit novelty kit is an absolute masterclass in cheeky double entendres! But before you get too scandalous, this hilarious gag gift is actually just a wholesome little garden bird that needs a bit of water and patience to sprout a majestic, grassy coat of "feathers." Whether you are looking to absolutely dominate the office white elephant exchange, hunting for a wildly inappropriate (yet technically innocent) stocking stuffer, or just want to leave a highly questionable box on your roommate's desk, this punny present is guaranteed to deliver massive, laugh-out-loud reactions.

Key Benefits & Features

• The Ultimate Icebreaker: Nothing gets a party laughing quite like a perfectly executed, completely literal ornithology pun.

• Low Maintenance "Pet": No birdseed required! Just add water, follow the instructions, and watch this little fowl grow its fabulous grassy foliage over time.

• The Perfect Gag Gift: The absolute best cheeky surprise for milestone birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and adult secret Santa exchanges.

• Innocent Yet Hilarious: It's exactly what it says on the box... which is exactly what makes the joke land so perfectly.

Product Specifications

• Collection: Funny Adult Gifts / Novelties

• Function: Chia-style novelty grass-growing kit.

• Includes: Everything you need to cultivate your very own glorious, grassy bird.

• Warning: May cause extreme fits of laughter and deep sighs from anyone who lacks a sense of humor.