The "Congrats on Your Crotch Goblin" Funny New Baby Card

To begin with, celebrate the new bundle of joy with a healthy dose of reality and a massive splash of sarcasm. You desperately need this funny new baby card to bypass the standard, nauseatingly sweet sentiments. This vintage-inspired standout from Bad Betty Greeting Co. is the ultimate choice for a baby shower. It perfectly welcomes the new arrival with a bit of honesty and a lot of laughter.

Why You Need This Funny New Baby Card

Furthermore, this card serves as a brilliantly irreverent salute to the chaos of parenthood. Why settle for a generic greeting when you can offer a blunt and iconic sentiment? This funny new baby card features retro-inspired illustrations that add a layer of unexpected wit to a modern, sharp punchline. It is a wonderfully weird way to acknowledge that while they are "angels," they are also most definitely crotch goblins.

Additionally, the premium quality soft-touch cardstock feels luxurious and substantial in your hand—perfect for surviving the inevitable mess of a newborn. This funny new baby card is precision die-cut for a professional, high-end finish. The interior is completely blank, giving you a clean slate to add your own unsolicited advice, sleep-deprived jokes, or a rare moment of actual sincerity.

Irreverent Specifications and Details

Ultimately, this is the essential send-off for any new parent's sanity. It includes a classic A2 kraft envelope for a rustic, complete look. Check out the exact specifications for this funny new baby card before you head to the baby shower:

• Sentiment: "Congrats on Your Crotch Goblin."

• Material: Premium Quality Soft-Touch Cardstock.

• Dimensions: A2 Size (4-3/8 by 5-3/4 inches).

• Inclusions: One Greeting Card and a matching A2 Kraft Envelope.

• Origin: Printed with pride in the USA.

Make their new-parent debut legendary by creating a "Survival Kit" gift bundle. Pair this card with our "Great Job" card for those midnight feedings, or the "1900s survivor" card for the parents who are already feeling the weight of the years. Add this funny new baby card to your Ziya Blue cart today and welcome the new addition with a well-deserved laugh.