Chia Morty Smith Planter - Rick and Morty "Aw Geez" Kit

"Aw geez, Rick! I’m... I’m a botanical specimen!" If Morty thought his life was stressful before, wait until he has a colony of seeds sprouting out of his skull. The Chia Morty Smith Planter turns everyone’s favorite anxious sidekick into a thriving piece of pottery. Whether he’s sitting on your desk or your kitchen counter, Morty is ready to trade his interdimensional trauma for a lush, leafy "hair-do" in just a couple of weeks.

Fast-Acting Foliage: The Chia Morty Smith Planter

You don't need a high IQ to grow this one. Watch Morty go from "bald and worried" to "green and glorious" in just 7 to 14 days. The Chia Morty Smith Planter is a handmade pottery vessel that uses the same classic technique that has turned pop-culture icons green for decades. It’s the ultimate low-maintenance desk companion—perfect for those of us who tend to kill even the most resilient plastic plants. Just soak, spread the seeds, and watch the chlorophyll take over.

Infinite Timelines (And Plantings)

In a multiverse of infinite possibilities, your Chia Morty Smith Planter is fully reusable. Once Morty’s green mane has reached its peak, simply wash off the pottery, grab some fresh seeds, and start the cycle over again. The full kit comes with everything you need: the handmade pottery planter, a convenient plastic drip tray, and enough chia seeds for three full plantings. It’s the perfect way to add some interdimensional flair to your space without having to jump through a portal.

"Aw geez, it actually looks kinda... nice?"

Why You’ll Love This Botanical Sidekick:

• Iconic Anxiety: A unique pottery planter that perfectly captures Morty’s classic look—now with 100% more chlorophyll.

• Rapid Results: Enjoy a full head of green "hair" in just 1–2 weeks with zero stress.

• Complete Kit: Includes a handmade planter, drip tray, and 3 seed packets (enough for 3 full growth cycles).

• Easy Maintenance: Follow the simple 6-step instructions for a perfect sprout every time—even a Jerry could do it.

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