Dry your dishes with absurdity and British brilliance—the Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python Tea Towel is a kitchen essential for fans of surreal comedy. Read more.
This towel doesn’t just clean—it performs. Featuring dozens of iconic illustrations and quotes from Monty Python’s Flying Circus, it’s a tribute to the Ministry of Silly Walks, dead parrots, lumberjacks, and Trojan rabbits. With the classic line “And now for something completely different…” front and center, it’s perfect for drying dishes or launching into a sketch.
Size: 18" x 25.5" — ideal for drying, waving, or reenacting your favorite bits
Material: 100% cotton — soft, absorbent, and quick-drying
Design: Flying Circus-themed illustrations including ducks, chickens, swans, and more
Quote: Features the iconic phrase from the show: “And now for something completely different…”
Hanging Loop: Discreetly sewn in for easy display
Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild — purveyors of clever, pop-culture-infused gifts
Whether you're a fan of the Spanish Inquisition or just want to add some absurdity to your kitchen, this towel is a hilarious homage to one of Britain’s most beloved comedy troupes.
