{"product_id":"you-are-so-old-birthday-card","title":"You Are So Old Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eRemind your favorite person that Father Time is undefeated with the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003e\"You Are So Old\" Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e. Featuring a playful colorful balloon illustration and a healthy dose of loving honesty, this funny greeting card is tailored for friends, siblings, or co-workers who are reaching \"dinosaur\" status and have a great sense of humor about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003ePrinted on premium, eco-friendly paper stock with a blank interior, it leaves plenty of room for you to write your own personalized message, roast, or memories from the good old days (back when staying up past 10 PM didn't require recovery time). Complete with a vibrant matching envelope and protective sleeve, it’s the ultimate card for milestone birthdays, adult humor, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh over a few extra candles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWitty \u0026amp; Honest Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Bright, colorful balloon artwork delivering a playful age jab that guarantees a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Interior:\u003c\/b\u003e Left completely blank inside so you can craft a custom message, heartfelt note, or hilarious birthday wish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEco-Friendly Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on acid-free, chlorine-free, certified sustainable paper stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReady to Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes complete with a vibrant matching Seal® certified envelope and protective sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e A2 Size (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePaper Stock:\u003c\/b\u003e Acid-Free, Chlorine-Free, FSC Certified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card, Matching Envelope, \u0026amp; Cellophane Sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCategory:\u003c\/b\u003e Greeting Cards \/ Funny Birthday Cards \/ Adult Birthday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Smitten Kitten","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56631951753521,"sku":"HBD-BALLOON","price":8.37,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/a2750be1b55b195e911dc036edf126a6f1117e0702c1b94a3f969e6c6c4d613c.jpg?v=1791209483","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/you-are-so-old-birthday-card","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}