{"product_id":"well-trimmed-bush-socks-funny-unisex-crew","title":"Well Trimmed Bush Socks: Funny Unisex Crew","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eAre you looking to show off your wildly inappropriate sense of humor while keeping things \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"90\"\u003etechnically\u003c\/em\u003e PG? Step into comfort and hilarious honesty with our \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"155\"\u003eWell Trimmed Bush Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e. Furthermore, these cheeky unisex crew socks perfectly capture a wonderfully dirty double entendre with a sporty pop of color. Consequently, if you want to give your favorite friend with a dirty mind a good chuckle while keeping their toes cozy, this sassy accessory is exactly what you need today. 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