{"product_id":"vibrating-model-greeting-card-naughty-wise-woman","title":"Vibrating Model Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Perfect Card for the Naughty Wise Woman\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eLet’s be honest, every modern Wise Woman needs a little magic in her life—and maybe a serious broomstick upgrade. Bring a mischievous twist to any occasion with the \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"165\"\u003eVibrating Model greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e, a piece that is as wickedly funny as it is playful. Part of the adult humour collection by Bad Betty Greeting Co., this gem features a vintage-inspired illustration of a witch soaring through the sky with a very satisfied, sly grin. It is the absolute choice for someone who loves their greetings served with a heavy side of cheeky, unfiltered innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAlt-text: A vintage-style illustration of a smiling witch flying on a broomstick, featured on the Vibrating Model greeting card.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy It’s Magically Naughty\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eVibrating Model greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e isn't just a piece of stationery; it's a conversation starter. The classic art style makes the modern, dirty joke feel even more unexpected and laugh-out-loud funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIrresistible Adult Humour:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features the hilariously blunt punchline: \"I’m glad I went with the vibrating model.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Mischief:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality aesthetics meet low-brow humor for the perfect balance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Leaves the spell casting entirely up to you—perfect for adding your own wicked personal message for a birthday, anniversary, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAlt-text: Close-up of the premium soft-touch cardstock of the Vibrating Model greeting card showing its luxurious texture.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWhy the \"Vibrating Model\" Greeting Card is a Best-Seller\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWhen you choose a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eVibrating Model greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e, you are choosing quality that matches the wit. Printed on premium, soft-touch cardstock, it feels as good in the hand as the joke feels in the soul. 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