{"product_id":"thyroid-keychain","title":"Thyroid Keychain: Funny Anatomical Charm","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTake your metabolism everywhere you go today. If they removed your real organ, comfortably replace it with our wonderfully weird \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"129\"\u003eThyroid Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e. Most medical gifts are painfully boring and totally generic. Consequently, this nearly life-size pocket organ lets you laugh directly in the face of thyroid disease. You can easily surprise your favorite endocrine surgeon or cancer warrior right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet's Metabolize with the Thyroid Keychain\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis adorable anatomical charm is so much more than a funny accessory. Furthermore, this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"89\"\u003eThyroid Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e perfectly supports hyperthyroid, hypothyroid, Graves' disease, and Hashimoto's warriors. It makes an incredibly unforgettable post-op thank you gift. Your doctors, nurses, and entire care team will absolutely giggle over your thyroid-on-the-go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe brightly colored enamel is incredibly easy to clean and sanitize. Ultimately, this delightful little monster cooks up a massive dose of much-needed serotonin. Ditch the boring clinic souvenirs immediately. Grab yours today and celebrate your incredibly resilient body with a totally fun twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAnatomical Charm Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nearly life-size anatomical shape brilliantly engraved with \"Let's Metabolize\" on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.25 inches tall by 2 inches wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality, easy-to-clean soft enamel and durable metal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInclusions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Packed perfectly on a wonderfully weird, educational anatomy info card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ziya Blue Promise\u003c\/strong\u003e Ready to make your endocrinologist laugh? We pack and ship all orders from St. Catharines within 24 hours on weekdays. Plus, remember that all Ziya Blue orders over $100 qualify for absolutely FREE shipping! Want to grab it right now? You can also hunt down this little organ in person at our Niagara Pen Centre Mall location!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52967637778737,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Thyroid-Keychain_-Funny-Anatomical-Charm-I-Heart-Guts-82083862.webp?v=1774136158","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/thyroid-keychain","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}