{"product_id":"throne-egg-cup","title":"The Wonderfully Weird Throne Egg Cup","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eEvery sacrificial egg deserves a proper coronation before it gets violently cracked open. Meet your remarkably quirky new breakfast centerpiece, the \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"149\"\u003eThrone Egg Cup\u003c\/strong\u003e. Elevate your delightfully dark morning routine immediately. Furthermore, this majestic holder ensures your soft-boiled feast sits comfortably while awaiting its crispy toast soldiers. You can ruthlessly rule your wonderfully weird kitchen kingdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy You Need This Ceramic Throne Egg Cup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis playful ceramic seat violently rejects boring dining habits. Crafted from incredibly durable materials, it withstands aggressive toast dipping. Additionally, it prevents tragic Humpty Dumpty accidents across your pristine counters. This delightfully bizarre piece loudly declares that you take your morning protein seriously. Give your favorite eccentric weirdos the ultimate royal gift today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eStop eating a painfully mundane breakfast and start ruthlessly ruling it. Ultimately, you must add the \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"103\"\u003eThrone Egg Cup\u003c\/strong\u003e to your macabre dining collection right now. It guarantees a wonderfully weird start before your bitter black coffee kicks in. It is the absolutely perfect gift for quirky decor collectors and breakfast enthusiasts alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eRoyal Ceramic Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Extremely durable, high-quality ceramic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e A remarkably substantial 13 × 10 × 9 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds one perfectly doomed egg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wonderfully weird, ruthlessly royal, and perfectly playful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"horizontal-scroll-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-block-component\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-block has-export-button new-table-style\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259851206961,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/The-Wonderfully-Weird-Throne-Egg-Cup-Gift-Republic-18804878.png?v=1773845843","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/throne-egg-cup","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}