{"product_id":"stewie-chia-pet-family-guy-planter-kit","title":"Stewie Chia Pet: Grow Your Own Mini Genius!","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStewie Chia Pet\u003c\/strong\u003e invites you to join the youngest Griffin on his latest botanical mission in 2026. This delightful planter celebrates good old-fashioned values while adding a touch of biting humor to your home. Simply spread the included seeds, add water, and watch as your creation comes to life. It is a quirky conversation starter that brings nostalgic fun to any living space or modern office desk today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eBring Family Guy to Your Windowsill with a Stewie Chia Pet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003ePlanting is made incredibly easy with this all-in-one kit. Every \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"65\"\u003estewie chia pet\u003c\/strong\u003e comes with a packet of Chia® seeds—enough for three full plantings—plus a plastic drip tray. In just 1–2 weeks, your mini genius will achieve maximum growth, showcasing a vibrant green coat of foliage. These terracotta planters can be washed and replanted indefinitely, ensuring you can keep the sprouts going season after season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eCrafted for comedy, this recognizable silhouette serves as a high-impact piece of \"Dopamine Decor.\" The \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"104\"\u003estewie chia pet\u003c\/strong\u003e provides a rewarding DIY experience that keeps on giving, unlike traditional gifts. It is perfect for birthdays, holidays, or \"just because\" surprises for fans of all ages. No need for extra soil; the kit provides everything you need for a lush, green coat. Victory shall be yours!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eThe Genius Product Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Genius Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,1,1,0\"\u003eHandmade High-Quality Terracotta\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGrowth Time\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,2,1,0\"\u003eFull Growth in 1-2 Weeks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSeeds Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,3,1,0\"\u003eOne Packet (Enough for 3 Plantings)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaintenance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,4,1,0\"\u003eWashable \u0026amp; Replantable Indefinitely\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"18,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"18,5,1,0\"\u003eNostalgic Humor, DIY Fun, and Botanical Brilliance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ziya Blue","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52262683279665,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Stewie-Chia-Pet_-Grow-Your-Own-Mini-Genius_-_-Ziya-Blue-1391083.jpg?v=1773844287","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/stewie-chia-pet-family-guy-planter-kit","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}