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Add a necessary dash of humor to their massive achievement and let them know you truly think they are the absolute best. Measuring at a stylish A2 size when properly folded, this high quality Big Moods stationery is expertly printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock. Because your favorite genius deserves the absolute best, this greeting features a flawless matte finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Academic Genius Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, this highly hilarious greeting comes perfectly paired with a beautifully coordinated kraft envelope, making it completely ready for immediate, stress free gifting. You can easily hand over this funny stationery alongside a generous cash gift or a remarkably fancy diploma frame to truly make their special day entirely unforgettable. 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