{"product_id":"s-p-set-grandpa-toilet","title":"Grandpa \u0026 Toilet Salt and Pepper Shakers | Funny Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause Fine Dining Deserves a Little Bathroom Humor\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet’s be honest: your current salt and pepper shakers are incredibly boring, and formal dinner parties are entirely too stuffy. It is time to aggressively lower the tone of your dining room with the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"199\"\u003eGrandpa \u0026amp; Toilet Salt and Pepper Shaker Set\u003c\/b\u003e. Why settle for elegant, minimalist glass cylinders when you can season your evening meal with a beautifully sculpted, deeply irreverent geriatric bathroom scene? Perfect for chaotic family reunions, casual Tuesday dinners, or simply deeply confusing your more refined houseguests, this hilariously crude kitchen accessory guarantees that nobody will ever ask you to pass the salt with a straight face again. Say goodbye to culinary pretension and hello to the ultimate gag gift centerpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Benefits \u0026amp; Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIrreverent Seasoning:\u003c\/b\u003e Instantly upgrades your kitchen aesthetic from \"standard domestic\" to \"unapologetic novelty gift shop,\" proving you take your meals entirely un-seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFunctional Comedy:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully operational salt and pepper shakers that seamlessly dispense your favorite spices with a heavy side of highly questionable taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Icebreaker:\u003c\/b\u003e Guaranteed to completely derail any polite dinner table conversation the exact second someone realizes where the pepper is coming from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect Gag Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e The absolute best present for that one uncle with a terrible sense of humor, highly competitive white elephant exchanges, or anyone who deeply appreciates classic toilet comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCollection:\u003c\/b\u003e Novelty Kitchenware \/ Classic Gag Gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Grandpa and His Trusty Porcelain Throne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFunction:\u003c\/b\u003e Two-piece, fully operational salt and pepper dispensing set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Hilarious, slightly crude, and completely unapologetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pacific Giftware","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55316960051505,"sku":null,"price":28.49,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/618rjyhcLwL.jpg?v=1790783447","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/s-p-set-grandpa-toilet","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}