{"product_id":"retired-as-fuck-unisex-crew-socks","title":"Retired As Fuck Unisex Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eKnow someone who is officially off the clock, permanently out of office, and absolutely ready to flaunt it? Help them kick their feet up in hilarious style with our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"165\"\u003eRetired As Fuck Unisex Crew Socks\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThese witty, laugh-out-loud crew socks are the ultimate way to celebrate the end of the daily grind. But we didn't just stop at a funny punchline—we prioritized top-tier quality. Unlike cheap imitations that use printed lettering that cracks and fades after a few trips to the laundry room, these \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"297\"\u003eHey Now\u003c\/i\u003e designs feature bold lettering that is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"344\"\u003ecustom-knitted directly into the fabric\u003c\/b\u003e for maximum durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhether they're lounging on the couch, hitting the golf course, or just reminding everyone that they don't have to set an alarm anymore, these socks are stylish, cozy, and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy They’re a Must-Have:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Gag Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect, cheeky present for retirement parties, coworkers, or parents who are finally calling it quits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium knitted designs ensure the hilarious message holds up beautifully through endless wear and washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCozy \u0026amp; Versatile:\u003c\/b\u003e A lightweight, stretchy, and ultra-comfortable blend designed for everyday lounging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eOne-Size-Fits-Most\u003c\/b\u003e (Designed to comfortably fit both men and women).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial Blend:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003e97% Polyester, 3% Spandex\u003c\/b\u003e for a soft, breathable feel with just the right amount of stretch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes neatly packed on a display card, ready for easy gifting!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Easy care – Machine washable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eItem #:\u003c\/b\u003e HN0007\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fabdaz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53352714666289,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Retired-As-Fuck-Unisex-Crew-Socks-Fabdaz-98437374.webp?v=1775080429","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/retired-as-fuck-unisex-crew-socks","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}