{"product_id":"pooping-machine-card","title":"Pooping Machine Card: Funny Baby Shower Greeting","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLet’s be honest: babies are majestic little miracles, but they are also incredibly efficient at one specific task. Celebrate the messy reality of new parenthood with this hilariously accurate \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"192\"\u003ePooping Machine Card\u003c\/strong\u003e. It is the perfect way to stand out in a sea of pastel onesies and generic congratulations at the next baby shower. Give them a laugh before the sleep deprivation fully sets in with a funny \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"403\"\u003ePooping Machine Card\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWelcome to Parenthood with a Pooping Machine Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis hilariously relatable greeting features a charming vintage-style illustration of a classic delivery stork carrying a baby in a sling. But the message tells it exactly like it is in bold, retro lettering: \"DELIVERY! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VERY OWN BRAND NEW POOPING MACHINE!\". This vibrant \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"295\"\u003ePooping Machine Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a guaranteed laugh for exhausted new parents who are about to be knee-deep in diapers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWith its retro stork-and-bundle illustration set against a vibrant pink background, this greeting card offers punchy red and cream typography. A beautifully sarcastic \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"167\"\u003ePooping Machine Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is the absolute best stand-out shower greeting to hand over alongside practical gifts. It pairs perfectly with the giant box of diapers or wipes they are inevitably going to need to survive. Grab a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"386\"\u003ePooping Machine Card\u003c\/strong\u003e today to celebrate their newest, majestic addition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eBaby Shower Card Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Specifics\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,1,0\"\u003eCharming vintage-style illustration of a classic delivery stork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Message\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,1,0\"\u003eBold retro lettering congratulating their brand new pooping machine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,1,0\"\u003eHilariously relatable and accurate reality of new parenthood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4,1,0\"\u003ePairs flawlessly with practical gifts like a giant box of diapers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ziya Blue Promise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eReady to welcome their new chaotic kingdom? Ziya Blue packs and ships all orders from St. Catharines within 24 hours on weekdays. Plus, all Ziya Blue orders over \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"184\"\u003e$100\u003c\/strong\u003e qualify for absolutely \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"212\"\u003eFREE shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e! 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