{"product_id":"penis-neck-pillow-adjustable-travel","title":"Penis Neck Pillow: Funny Anatomical Plush","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTake this member everywhere today. This wonderfully weird \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"58\"\u003ePenis Neck Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e is absolutely the most supportive anatomical friend anyone could ever take on a long flight. Most travel accessories are painfully boring and totally generic. Consequently, this hilarious, adjustable plush turns a pocket pal into a remarkably comforting companion. Shoppers can easily stop conversations on any plane or train right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFlexible Comfort with the Penis Neck Pillow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_550f6e43affa152c-52\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis special stuffed animal is so much more than a funny gag gift. \u003cspan class=\"citation-72\"\u003eFurthermore, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-72\"\u003ePenis Neck Pillow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-72 citation-end-72\"\u003e extends to an impressive 18 inches long—this is definitely not the micropickle shoppers have been looking for!\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"citation-71 citation-end-71\"\u003eIt features a convenient, uncut pocket to seamlessly store earbuds, cash, or credit cards.\u003c\/span\u003e It perfectly rewards a favorite urologist, medical school student, or erect enthusiast for a job well done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_550f6e43affa152c-53\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eUltimately, this flexible travel plush contains an internal adjustable rod, allowing it to do things a real one simply cannot. \u003cspan class=\"citation-70 citation-end-70\"\u003eHandmade with eco-friendly, recycled plastic bottle stuffing, it serves as a feel-good gift inside and out.\u003c\/span\u003e Ditch the boring travel pillows immediately. Grab this hilariously supportive plush today and seize the glans of opportunity! \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"361\"\u003e(Please note: Due to the internal rod, this item is strictly for ages 14 and up and is NOT a toy).\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAnatomical Plush Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_550f6e43affa152c-54\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-69\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-69 citation-end-69\"\u003e Flexible, adjustable anatomical shape featuring a wonderfully convenient uncut storage pocket.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_550f6e43affa152c-55\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-68\"\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-68 citation-end-68\"\u003e Extends to an impressive 18 inches long by 8 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade with eco-friendly, recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hilarious bachelorette gag gift or urology present (strictly for ages 14 and up—not a toy!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ziya Blue Promise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eReady to make a urologist or best friend laugh? Ziya Blue packs and ships all orders from St. Catharines within 24 hours on weekdays. Plus, remember that all Ziya Blue orders over $100 qualify for absolutely FREE shipping! Want to grab it right now? Shoppers can also hunt down this impressively sized pal in person at the Niagara Pen Centre Mall location!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52967281426737,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Penis-Neck-Pillow_-Funny-Anatomical-Plush-I-Heart-Guts-82010138.webp?v=1775078575","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/penis-neck-pillow-adjustable-travel","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}