{"product_id":"penis-keychain-sparkly-anatomical","title":"Penis Keychain: Sparkly Anatomical Charm","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eBring a dazzling touch of humor to everyday keys today. This wonderfully weird \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"79\"\u003ePenis Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e is absolutely the boldest accessory anyone could ever own. Most medical gag gifts are painfully boring and totally generic. Consequently, this high-quality, sparkly enamel charm makes a hilarious, unforgettable gift for bachelorette parties or urology clinic professionals. Shoppers can easily show off their cheeky style with pride and sparkling flair right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eAdd Some Shine with a Penis Keychain\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_c897e9e930ea149f-61\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis spunky accessory is so much more than a funny gag gift. \u003cspan class=\"citation-87\"\u003eFurthermore, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"79\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-87\"\u003ePenis Keychain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-87 citation-end-87\"\u003e beautifully shows off the amazing anatomy of the member, complete with a cross-section view of fascinating urological plumbing.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"citation-86 citation-end-86\"\u003eIt features the corpus cavernosa, corpus spongiosum, and magical sparkly tubing everyone will absolutely love.\u003c\/span\u003e It perfectly rewards a favorite urology tech, nurse, or surgeon for a job well done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eUltimately, this cute human body charm acts as a fantastic gender affirmation or FTM transition gift. It also provides a bit of hung humor for those navigating complex vascular and urological conditions. Ditch the boring clinic souvenirs immediately. This pert glitter enamel keychain easily acts as the perfect IVF clinic bathroom key mascot. Grab this delightfully cheeky charm today and celebrate the male anatomy with a sparkly, fun twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAnatomical Charm Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_c897e9e930ea149f-62\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-85\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-85 citation-end-85\"\u003e Sparkly cross-section anatomical shape featuring fascinating urological plumbing and glitter underpants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_c897e9e930ea149f-63\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-84 citation-end-84\"\u003e 2.35 inches wide by 1.75 inches tall.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted with high-quality, hard enamel for a smooth, vibrant finish and durable metal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInclusions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Packed perfectly on a wonderfully weird, educational anatomy info card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ziya Blue Promise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eReady to make a urologist or best friend laugh? Ziya Blue packs and ships all orders from St. Catharines within 24 hours on weekdays. Plus, remember that all Ziya Blue orders over $100 qualify for absolutely FREE shipping! Want to grab it right now? Shoppers can also hunt down this sparkly pal in person at the Niagara Pen Centre Mall location!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52967263502641,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Penis-Keychain_-Sparkly-Anatomical-Charm-I-Heart-Guts-82009328.webp?v=1773853524","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/penis-keychain-sparkly-anatomical","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}