{"product_id":"mastermind-graduate-candle","title":"Mastermind Graduate Candle 16oz.","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eDitch those painfully boring, generic graduation gifts entirely. You desperately need this beautifully bizarre \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"111\"\u003eMastermind Graduate Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e for your favorite gothic scholar. This delightfully sarcastic 16oz tin perfectly captures the heavy weight of academic intellect and late-night study sessions. Furthermore, it violently rejects the painfully mundane aesthetic of traditional, overly cheerful congratulations cards. You can proudly unleash your wonderfully weird, genius-level energy while your space smells exactly like zesty lemon candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eCelebrate Genius With This Mastermind Graduate Candle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-11 citation-end-11\"\u003eThis beautifully heavy, retro paint can masterpiece features a remarkably soothing handmade wooden wick.\u003c\/span\u003e Additionally, the wonderfully clever gift tag lid effortlessly accommodates your chaotic, last-minute gifting needs—meaning you can aggressively skip the boring card. This beautifully bizarre \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"297\"\u003eMastermind Graduate Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e ruthlessly refuses to burn out quickly; instead, it flawlessly provides approximately 70 hours of brilliant, intellectual illumination. Your delightfully twisted, highly educated bestie will absolutely devour this academic aroma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_a88740daa0f96211-23\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eEvery delightfully dark scholar absolutely requires a remarkably relaxing reward for finally surviving academia. Grab this beautifully bizarre 16oz tin to completely escape your mundane, post-grad reality today. Ultimately, it makes an incredibly thoughtful gift for your fiercely brilliant, degree-holding friends. Add this deliciously zesty, reusable masterpiece to your heavy black desk right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Deliciously Dark Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wonderfully weird, delightfully zesty lemon candy notes mixed with pure academic intellect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e A beautifully substantial 70 hours, featuring a chaotic, crackling handmade wooden wick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-10 citation-end-10\"\u003e Aggressively clever retro paint can with a built-in gift tag lid to effortlessly skip boring cards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_a88740daa0f96211-24\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wonderfully weird, deliciously brilliant, and completely unapologetically genius.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"scents of accompliments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259793043761,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Mastermind-Graduate-Candle-16oz.-scents-of-accompliments-1173240.webp?v=1773845522","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/mastermind-graduate-candle","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}