{"product_id":"knee-keychain-surgery-gift","title":"Knee Keychain: The Kneed for Speed","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: blowing out a joint, tearing an ACL, or going through a total knee replacement is an absolute pain. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"167\"\u003eknee keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e to bring a much-needed dose of humor to the grueling recovery process. Featuring an adorable, smiling joint design, this little enamel charm trades clinical, boring \"get well soon\" cards for a hilarious pick-me-up. It is the absolute perfect way to let your favorite patient or orthopedic surgeon know that you truly \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"498\"\u003ekneed\u003c\/em\u003e them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This Knee Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFurthermore, the road to wellness requires an accessory that can actually survive a hospital setting. Why settle for a fragile gift when you can have a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"152\"\u003eknee keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e made from durable zinc alloy and enamel that can easily be sanitized in a clinic? Unlike a real, human knee, this tough little charm can actually take a beating. Plus, it comes packed on an educational card filled with fun facts—like how your kneecap (or patella) is as completely unique as a fingerprint! Whether you are keeping your knees crossed for a successful surgery or just need a lighthearted addition to the ortho clinic's bathroom keys, this gag gift is exactly what the doctor ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAnatomical Specifications and Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eAdditionally, this fantastic little accessory even includes a bonus ACL and is perfectly sized to deliver maximum joy without weighing down your lanyard or keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eCheck out the exact coordinates for this supportive sidekick:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1,1,0\"\u003eAdorable \"The Kneed for Speed\" Smiling Joint\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2,1,0\"\u003e2\" x 1 3\/8\" (The perfect size for your keys)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3,1,0\"\u003eDurable zinc alloy and enamel (Easily sanitizable)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEducational Bonus\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4,1,0\"\u003eIncludes an informative display card with fun patella facts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5,1,0\"\u003eDesigned in California, made in China\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrimary Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,6,1,0\"\u003ePost-op recovery gifts, orthopedic surgeon appreciation, and clinic keys\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eUltimately, surviving knee surgery or treating torn ligaments every single day is hard work that deserves a healthy sense of humor. 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