{"product_id":"jesus-thank-you-card-funny-kitschy","title":"Jesus Thank You Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: sometimes someone does a favor for you that is so monumentally huge, a standard, generic \"thanks\" just feels deeply inadequate. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"195\"\u003eJesus thank you card\u003c\/strong\u003e to take your gratitude from casual appreciation to a full-blown spiritual awakening. Featuring a classic, vintage-style holy illustration, this greeting trades boring drugstore stationery for a hilariously kitschy, dramatic twist. It is the absolute perfect way to offer your eternal thanks when a friend helps you move a heavy couch, saves you from a terrible first date, or graciously lets you have the last taco.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This Jesus Thank You Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFurthermore, a truly massive favor requires a bit of divine intervention. Why settle for a flimsy, mass-produced note when you can have a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"138\"\u003eJesus thank you card\u003c\/strong\u003e that delivers maximum, biblical impact? Printed on premium 100lb creme stock for a sturdy, high-quality feel, this card offers a completely blank interior, giving you a flawless canvas to preach your very own personalized sermon of thanks. 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