{"product_id":"happy-birthday-from-your-bitches-hoes-card","title":"Happy Birthday From Your Bitches \u0026 Hoes Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend a birthday greeting from their favorite squad with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"60\"\u003e\"Happy Birthday From Your Bitches \u0026amp; Hoes\" Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Featuring a clever double-take illustration of actual female dogs (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"175\" class=\"\"\u003ebitches\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e) and gardening hand tools (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"210\"\u003ehoes\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e),\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this card delivers the perfect balance of filthy wordplay and refined aesthetic charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether signed by the group chat,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e a ride-or-die inner circle,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or best friends with a dry sense of humor,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this card guarantees a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hand-stamped with rich gold foil on textured,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e eco-friendly linen cardstock,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e it elevates a classic hip-hop trope into a subtle,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e high-end work of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Left completely blank inside,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e it offers ample space for the entire crew to sign their names and share personalized birthday wishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWitty Visual Pun:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features a clever illustration of dogs and garden hoes for a hilarious double-entendre squad greeting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHand-Stamped Gold Foil Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Accented by hand with shimmering gold foil for a tactile,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e high-end finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEco-Friendly Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Digitally printed on carbon-neutral,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e chlorine-free,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e FSC-certified linen stock.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReady to Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Includes a 100% recycled kraft envelope and a protective cellophane sleeve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A2 Size (4.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e25\" x 5.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hand-stamped gold foil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePaper Stock:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e FSC-Certified,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Carbon-Neutral,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Chlorine-Free Linen Stock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Card,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% Recycled Kraft Envelope,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u0026amp; 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