{"product_id":"happy-50-ish-birthday-card","title":"Happy 50-ish Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eHitting half a century is a massive milestone—or at least, being somewhere in the general vicinity of 50 is! The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003eHappy 50-ish Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate celebration of milestone age denial, featuring vibrant green tally-mark artwork that implies we’ve completely lost count (or simply stopped keeping track after 49).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhether they’re officially turning 50, gracefully entering their fifties, or claiming 49 for the second year in a row, this card delivers the perfect blend of playful age roasting and tactile craft elegance. Hand-letterpressed with precision on luxuriously heavy cream-colored cardstock, it turns a major milestone birthday into a hilarious, unforgettable moment. Left completely blank inside, it leaves plenty of room for your own custom birthday message, half-century roast, or reminder that 50 is just the new 30-ish with better tax bracket perks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWitty Milestone Denial Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e A funny, relatable green tally-mark design celebrating 50 (or 50-ish) milestone birthdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHand-Letterpressed Craftsmanship:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed by hand in studio for a deep, tactile, high-end debossed finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Heavyweight Stock:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted on luxuriously heavy, acid-free, chlorine-free, FSC-certified cream paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSleek Presentation:\u003c\/b\u003e Complete with a sexy black envelope and a protective cellophane sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e A2 Size (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/b\u003e Letterpress printed by hand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePaper Stock:\u003c\/b\u003e Acid-Free \/ Chlorine-Free \/ FSC-Certified Heavy Cream Stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card, Black Envelope, \u0026amp; Cellophane Sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed and printed in Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCategory:\u003c\/b\u003e Greeting Cards \/ Funny Birthday Cards \/ Milestone Birthday Cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Smitten Kitten","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56631945429297,"sku":"LP-50ISH","price":9.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/29574d6de07d28d8f51e2449dc93ccc44b8fec498d13404abfc569e9bbff9b40.jpg?v=1791209428","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/happy-50-ish-birthday-card","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}