{"product_id":"grumpy-get-well-soon-card","title":"Grumpy get well soon card | Green Smurf Design","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLet us be real about being sick. A basic sympathy greeting just does not cut it. You absolutely need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"106\"\u003egrumpy get well soon card\u003c\/strong\u003e instead. Send a dose of cheer wrapped in pure silliness. Our delightfully sick green smurf perfectly understands your favorite patient. Furthermore, he flawlessly captures that miserable aesthetic. Ultimately, it cracks a brilliant smile through the worst congestion imaginable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy You Need This Grumpy Get Well Soon Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhether battling the legendary flu or intense sniffles, this hilarious stationery works wonders. It reminds loved ones that recovery requires irreverent humor. Additionally, this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"179\"\u003egrumpy get well soon card\u003c\/strong\u003e features a completely blank interior. You have plenty of space for heartfelt or hilariously unhelpful messages. Consequently, you can easily tailor your greetings to their specific misery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eYour premium presentation arrives in a protective cello sleeve. It includes a color-coordinated envelope to survive the messy bedside table. Moreover, this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"156\"\u003egrumpy get well soon card\u003c\/strong\u003e fits perfectly in standard letter post. No oversized stamps are ever required. Grab this delightfully weird stationery for your favorite sick person today. They will surely appreciate the quirky laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eQuirky Specs \u0026amp; Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measures 114 x 162 mm (standard greeting card size).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Completely blank for your personalized healing message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e One card, one varied envelope, and a protective bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Playful, empathetic, and just the right amount of weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Granny","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259767583025,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/Grumpy-get-well-soon-card-_-Green-Smurf-Design-Bite-Your-Granny-1077034.png?v=1773845342","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/grumpy-get-well-soon-card","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}