{"product_id":"funny-vegan-soap","title":"Funny Vegan Soap | \"L'Sâck d'Shit\" French-Milled Bar","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: you desperately need a way to feel extra fancy while aggressively washing away the day's exceptionally poor decisions. You need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"174\"\u003efunny vegan soap\u003c\/strong\u003e to bring the absolute height of sarcastic luxury straight to your guest bathroom. Introducing L'Sâck d'Shit—because you are a person of culture who appreciates the finer things in life, but also a really, really good joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Funny Vegan Soap is Sarcastic Luxury\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, your bathroom decor shouldn't be taking itself so seriously. Why settle for generic, uninspired body wash when you can display a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"142\"\u003efunny vegan soap\u003c\/strong\u003e that is wrapped in beautifully chic, retro-inspired packaging? Do not let the hilariously blunt name fool you; this is an incredibly high-quality, 100% vegan, triple-milled bar of soap. It features a delightfully \"fancy herbal fragrance\" that leaves you smelling like old money and good choices, even if your actual life is currently a bit of a dumpster fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Extra Fancy\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, as part of the Ziya Blue Promise, treat yourself (or that one specific friend who needs a reality check) today, and we'll have it shipped out within 24 hours on weekdays. 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