{"product_id":"funny-valentine-card","title":"Funny Valentine Card | \"Valentine's Day is Overrated\" Note","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: the forced sentiment, $200 set menus, and overpriced roses are, frankly, exhausting. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"152\"\u003efunny valentine card\u003c\/strong\u003e to survive February 14th without losing your cool. If you and your partner are firmly in the \"this holiday is a marketing scheme\" camp but you still actually like each other, this is your manifest. It says exactly what you are thinking—that the heart-shaped boxes are a bit much—while still letting them know they are your absolute favorite human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Funny Valentine Card is the Real Winner\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, your relationship is built on honesty, so why should your stationery be any different? Why settle for a sappy, generic poem when you can have a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"157\"\u003efunny valentine card\u003c\/strong\u003e that perfectly captures the \"anti-valentine\" vibe? Featuring a clean white background with playful red and pink bubble lettering, this design is simple, sweet, and relatable. It’s the perfect choice for the cynical romantic or long-term partners who prefer takeout and a movie over a crowded restaurant. It’s a sturdy, high-quality keepsake that proves you don't need a diamond to show you care—just a little bit of shared sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Cynical Romantic\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, the bold text and classic heart accents ensure it still feels like a gift, even if you’re technically protesting the holiday together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your next honest celebration:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSentiment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003e\"Valentine's Day is Overrated But I'm Glad I Get To Spend It With You\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eModern Bubble Lettering with Triple Heart Accents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBackground\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eCrisp White (Minimalist Style)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eValentine’s Day (For people who hate Valentine’s Day)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003eLong-term partners, best friends, and cynical romantics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eHonest, relatable, and unapologetically real\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop pretending and start celebrating your way. 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