{"product_id":"funny-tomato-card-head-to-ma-toes","title":"The \"Head To-Ma-Toes\" Funny Tomato Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel md-content enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color force-compact-layout stronger tutor-markdown-rendering\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_bc6f85e4cbd6e39f\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause Generic Romantic Poetry is Highly Overrated\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet’s be honest: trying to write a serious, deeply emotional love letter is exhausting, and standard greeting cards can be a little too cheesy. It is time to get \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"162\"\u003esaucy\u003c\/i\u003e instead. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"181\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/funny-tomato-card-head-to-ma-toes\" class=\"ng-star-inserted\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eHead To-Ma-Toes Funny Tomato Card\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is the perfect blend of wholesome vintage botanical aesthetics and top-tier produce puns. Whether you are celebrating a major anniversary, looking for the ultimate Valentine's Day surprise, or just want to aggressively remind your favorite person that you love them from top to bottom, this card delivers. Printed on gloriously thick, soft-touch cardstock, it feels much more expensive than a standard grocery store card. Plus, the inside is entirely blank—giving you plenty of room to be as sweet, savory, or completely unhinged as your relationship demands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Benefits \u0026amp; Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGarden-Fresh Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a charmingly clever \"I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes\" pun that is guaranteed to earn a laugh (or an affectionate eye-roll).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLuxurious Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on premium, soft-touch cardstock that feels substantial, sturdy, and wonderfully high-quality in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA Blank Canvas:\u003c\/b\u003e The interior is completely blank, leaving you a fresh start for your most heartfelt messages or elaborate inside jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Complete Package:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives perfectly paired with a classic A2 rustic kraft envelope, so it is instantly ready for gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCollection:\u003c\/b\u003e Greeting Cards \/ Unique Love \u0026amp; Anniversary\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Vintage Botanical Tomatoes with Pun\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e A2 Size (4.25\" x 5.5\" \/ 11 x 14 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Soft-Touch Cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInclusions:\u003c\/b\u003e 1 Greeting Card + 1 Kraft Envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52449556234545,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/2912\/0561\/files\/The-_Head-To-Ma-Toes_-Funny-Tomato-Card-Bad-Betty-Greeting-Co.-1824146.webp?v=1773844904","url":"https:\/\/www.ziyablue.com\/products\/funny-tomato-card-head-to-ma-toes","provider":"Ziya Blue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}