{"product_id":"funny-retro-dad-card","title":"\"Don't Tell Mom\" Greeting | Funny Retro Dad Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: the golden rule of childhood is that if Mom doesn't find out, it absolutely never happened. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"159\"\u003efunny retro dad card\u003c\/strong\u003e to celebrate the man who always had your back and taught you the fine art of a well-kept secret. Whether it was that extra scoop of ice cream before dinner or a slightly-too-fast ride in the truck, some of your favorite core memories involve Dad letting you get away with something you absolutely shouldn’t have done. 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