{"product_id":"funny-patch","title":"Funny Patch | \"No Idea What I Am Doing\" Adulting Merit Badge","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: half the time, we’re all just three raccoons in a trench coat trying to successfully navigate a tax audit. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"174\"\u003efunny patch\u003c\/strong\u003e to act as your official merit badge for adulthood. Whether you are staring blankly at a \"simple\" IKEA manual, trying to figure out your career path, or simply existing in the 21st century, this badge is your new uniform. It is not just an accessory; it is a literal public service announcement that lowers the expectations of everyone around you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Funny Patch is Your New Truth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eFurthermore, your denim jacket shouldn't lie about your actual competence level. Why settle for pretending you have your life together when you can wear a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"155\"\u003efunny patch\u003c\/strong\u003e that provides an instant excuse for any and all \"learning opportunities\" (read: massive mistakes)? Featuring a sleek, minimalist black-and-white design, this radical display of honesty is the ultimate icebreaker. 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