{"product_id":"funny-patch-sex-tape","title":"Funny Patch | \"Title of Your Sex Tape\" Brooklyn Nine-Nine Iron-On","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: your current denim jacket is looking a little too \"civilian\" and not nearly enough like the 99th precinct. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"174\"\u003efunny patch\u003c\/strong\u003e to show off your detective-level wit and commitment to the most iconic running gag in sitcom history. Whether you're a die-hard Brooklyn Nine-Nine fan or just someone who appreciates a perfectly timed Jake Peralta quote, this \"toit\" addition is exactly how you let the world know you've got the best taste in television—and jokes. Noice. 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