{"product_id":"funny-naughty-card","title":"Funny Naughty Card | \"Jizzing Rainbows\" Kitten Greeting","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo begin with, let’s be brutally honest: traditional, overly sappy poetry is incredibly boring. When you are so head-over-heels obsessed with someone that standard romantic phrases just won't cut it, it is time to bring out the heavy artillery. You desperately need this \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"271\"\u003efunny naughty card\u003c\/strong\u003e to perfectly balance sweet, vintage innocence with absolute, laugh-out-loud shock value. If \"I love you\" simply isn't strong enough, this delightfully inappropriate greeting is exactly what you need to express your profound, unhinged devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Funny Naughty Card is the Ultimate Bait-and-Switch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFurthermore, your partner's special occasion shouldn't be predictable. Why settle for generic, mild compliments when you can hand over a \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"137\"\u003efunny naughty card\u003c\/strong\u003e that delivers a spectacularly dirty punchline? The card features a classic, hyper-innocent, soft-focus image of an adorable, fluffy calico kitten sitting beautifully in a bed of white flowers and green leaves. Layered directly over this pure, wholesome scene is a bold gold message that reads: \"You make me so happy I'm jizzing rainbows.\" The contrast is guaranteed to give them a good laugh (and maybe a slightly scandalized blush).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Unhinged Devotion\" Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eAdditionally, framed perfectly by a cheerful yellow border, this masterpiece is an absolute slam dunk for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just an incredibly memorable surprise for your profoundly unhinged best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCheck out the coordinates for your next legendary romantic gesture:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eInappropriate Romance \/ Hilarious Bait-and-Switch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eAnniversaries, Valentine's Day, or Just Because\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eInnocent vintage calico kitten in a bed of white flowers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTypography\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eBold gold text (\"You make me so happy I'm jizzing rainbows\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAesthetic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003eSoft-focus retro charm framed by a cheerful yellow border\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003eShockingly dirty, ironically sweet, and deeply memorable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eUltimately, it’s time to stop giving boring, expected cards and start confessing your love with some actual comedic flair. 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